Big Wednesday

Big wednesday? The only thing big about it was when i was a number short, and then got the coin toss incorrect. Big Disappointment more like it. It really gutted me when i couldnt win the big wednesday. Naturally. (Sorry about the non genius of this blog, my brain isnt working today)

Manefestatation of egg.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Because first we have to look at both sides of the argument. The chicken would have had to come first in order to lay the egg. But in order to have the chicken we would have had to have an egg first, because chickens come from eggs. Makes sense? Well there are two sides to this. The first is the Creationists side of things, which is pretty straight forward. The Chicken came first, because thats how the higher power made it and if you think otherwise you are wrong. Pretty simple. The evolutionists will argue, that the egg came first and it was laid in fact by another creature and due to a genetic mutation in the 3rd chromosome which gave this animal a competive edge in the niche it was occupying, it was able to go on and eventually the chicken bred and bred until it was the chicken. This happened over a period of a thousand years and if you think otherwise you are wrong.


Joshtoria-answering the big Questions

Bird hypochondria.

Bird flu. We all know the name of it, and we are all meant to be scared of it. But lets face the reality of it, noones really going to be scared of it until it hits australia, and even then we will just laugh at the aussies cause they have it and we dont. Last time I checked we werent birds and even the most stuffed up evolutionist doesnt claim we came from them. We come from monkeys people! So this mutation that is supposedly going to knock off half the worlds population, will strike new zealand in the next six months? Or a year? Or maybe two? Listen New Zealand we have to look at the last few times that New Zealand has been asked to prepare for things. 1999-2000 the millenium bug. Cant remember? Its when all the computers would go haywire because the year had changed. What happened? Nothing. Next 2003 Sars. Did that reach New Zealand? No, Being the superbug it was it couldnt quite mangae to crawl its way out of the slums of asia. Where only people living in the worse conditions gotit. Maybe it wasnt the hygiene, Maybe it was those designer face masks every one started wearing. Yeah thats it. thats what stopped that pandemic. 2004 Tsunami preparation. Though tsunamis are once in a lifetime things, despite kaikoura being the only area where a tsunami is actually likely to hit, all New zealand got a warning to start putting those stores away. Yet, If my logic serves me correctly, and it normally does, then wouldnt a tsunami wash away all of our stores? Unless you live on a hill inland that is. Now bird Flu. Its seems to me that all of these big scares have only happened whill a certain helen clark is in charge. Odd, or maybe all the world leaders are like her? Maybe. Wise up New Zealand.

The aliens are out to get us?

Heard this phrase lately? How about tales of secret government missions to colonise new planets? Or heres one, That I just an average joe blogs knows about these things but noone else does. Why? who knows? Must be those aliens! I was at work the other day and we were joking about those aliens (as ya do) and one of the guys said Quote "Whats so funny about that? You know that the government(new zealands) has sent a special mission with astronauts to this planet like earths and they will get there soon" Unquote. This spurred another person to encourage him and say its all true. Though I am not quite an operating thetan level five yet, I know that the New Zealand government being a young nat member, is involved in no conspiracy to send astronauts to another planet. Surely it would appear on the budget, or is this where the election advertising that labour overspent on went? Its all a cover up aye! No doubt about that aye? Do you think that maybe for a minute it could all be, well, Crap? But of course you are right Dave. You being privy, as a high ranking pak'n save Officer to the governments most top secret information. Yeah thats it sorry to ever doubt your beliefs dave. You must be right, there is no way that someone as average as me could ever be as highly enlightened as you Dave. Dont get me wrong New Zealand, I am not intoleran of religious beliefs, no quite the opposite I am hugely tolerant. Just not of people who think that our tiny government has a "hidden agenda" to find E.T. It just doesnt make sense, you idiots. Maybe its a psycological thing? when they were young theye were brutally probed by Alf? Its about time that these people grew up. We have a word for it in our extensive english language. Cult. Thats right you heard it here first New Zealand. Cult. If someone tells you that the New Zealand government has covered up anything that isnt genetically modified corn, then the odds are that within a month a comet will be passing by, and on that comet will be Mohammed, Buddha and Jesus and they demand that we kill ourselves and thats the only way we can get to this comet. Why dont we just get on a freaking spaceship? There may be aliens out there, who knows. I'm not 100% sure. But these fantastical stories which could easily be made into a novel co authored by L Ron Hubbard is just Crap. Maybe if these people had any type of entreprenueral insite, they would sell their storie to hollywood first? So that other starstruck followers like themselves could see a low budget movie about their crazy views? Eminem did it. Oh too late Roswell did it first. As Rove Mcmanus would say "what the?". Exactly. Its like a tui ad. The aliens are out to get us. Yeah right

The abhorrent behaviour of youth

Last night when i saw on the tv that at the youth rate protest, young people sat on the road and did not let a ambulance pass. That disgusted me. really i am all for proactive protest to things like the youth rate but this was just stupid. The people who organised the event, cannot be held responsible for the ambulance incident, but should be held accountable for trying to make this protest the cool thing to do. I can guarantee that the majority of those high school kids dont evn have jobs and were just doing it to bunk some time off of school. In my personal opinion these kids should grow some brains. It was a stupid thing to do and personally i think that they should have been arrested for what they did. It was dumb. They need to grow up. It really makes me mad.

Campbell

Is John Campbell the best news reader ever??? Yes, I personally and also the majority of new zealanders think so. I mean to make the prime minister Helen clark get flustered (especially with her manly staunchness) thats not bad at all. That makes him the man in my books. The continual mockery of poor peter no air time, also ranks him highly in my books. His awry sense of humour makes me laugh at the people his mocks. I liked the winstons bride picture he did. Brilliant. For those Judy Jovial Bailey supporters out there, well her time as the mother of the nation is at an end. I am pretty sure that she didnt actually mother the nation that would have been quite an effort. It is un natural to mother a country. at the end of the day my 7:00 - 7:30 slot shall be always taking up with campbell live, flashing to family guy in the ads.

Christchurch, New Zealands Most racist city.

Could it be true?? Well isnt it freaking obvious. I went there and the national front were racist to be and i'm whiter than most of them. I really dont know how that works, but on Campbell live (possibly the best current affairs show on tv) he challenged the mayor on what was being done to make the place better. The Mayor Garry Moore decided to start a new incentive. He took a non racist couple and introduced them to an immigrant couple. I'm so glad that all the racism will be gone because non racist people are talking to other races. Surely National front will take notice and realise that thats the way to live. Good work Old Gaz for solving the worlds Racism problem. Whats next on his agenda? World peace, Making poverty history. With the amount of iniative this guy has the world is his oyster. Maybe we should elect him as the next prime minister of our country? surely Helen Clark is on the way out? Next time I see him I might yell out some racial taunts at him, Get invited out for dinner? Hey thanks the Christchurch rate payer. Its good to know that what the canterbury rate payer pays for, they get their moneys worth. This Guy is an idiot. How bout a few changes in policy so everyone has to actually do it? Hey national front look out, gazza is gonna get you with condiments.
Mate, Mate , Mate.

The below par performance of the new zealand hockey team

i was watching the new zealand mens hockey team play england today at the commonwealth games, and to say that their below par performance was worth watching. I wouldnt say that at all. It was a dismal effort against a team which has maybe two hundred test caps altogether. 152 of them coming from one player. (200 is nothing in hockey) new zealand would have maybe four hundred between them. You know that something is up when hayden shaw misses two drag flicks. The problem with the team is that they play too technical. Its a womens style that they are playing. No physicality at all. It looks like their natural style of play is interuppted by way too much passing. If they brought some high school type play back into the squad and varied it up a bit then maybe we would climb in the ranks. The Netherlands do it and to watch them play is like watching a good movie. Full of twists and turns. BUt yeah the new zealand men need to put some man into their performance.

Gun toting gang members???

I heard from a friend of mine(who shall remain nameless) How a gun toting madman came into her school and was well I have no idea what gun toting madmen do as i am not one. But then just up the road, police raided black power headquarters and found over a million dollars of drugs and stolen goods. Crazy. Is this the environment that our kids should grow up in??? Yes it is. Makes them Tough and able to deal with stuff. Tough love, its what my generation grew up on and if its good enough for me, its good enough for them. With their fancy tvs and xbox's and movies.

The Changing face of pop.

Once upon a time, Pop music used to be only open to beautiful, Lip-syncing, Pet named People. Now it is open to almost anyone. Even dare i say it ugly people N.B KT Turnstyle. But mostly people with real talent are actually coming through the likes of you james blunts, bob sinclair, bernard fanning, Daniel Powter.
These guys are changing the face of pop, we are no longer lead to beleive that only beautiful people will make it in the music industry. By putting ugly people in the music industry, young people are now beleiving that anyone can make it in the music scene where actually its not true. I know three people who couldnt. One is a thirty year old surfer. I wont mention the other two. But for those three and the many others like them maybe they could try groupie-ing or use heaps of money to boost themselves? who knows? The foo fighters did it. Though the foo has been wiped out for almost six years now. I dont know what they are fighting. but anyway below is a few pictures just to show my point about the changing face of pop. Where it goes from beautiful, Lip-syncing, Pet named people to some talent some who knows why they are here?

KT Tunstall

Kt Toadstool more like it. Her music is just another testament to the huge corporate voices behind the music. On classic hits which i abhor, but am forced to listen to at work, as it supposedly promotes productivity if there is easy listening music playing in the background. (though I think its cause the boss is soft) The amount of airtime it receives on a radio station where it has the hits of the 60s 70s 80s and today to choose from and they put her on twice an hour??? The logic behind it confounds me. But I guess that if you have enough money invested behind something anything is possible. Toadstools music reminds me of satanic rock and death metal thats how hard on my ears it is. Her look is borrowed off of ashley simpson(see photos). So obviously as is also the case with lip syncing simpson, any no talent bum can make music because music is interpreted by the listener??? I dont understand how she operates in this way. Just how they bashed nsync right off of the charts maybe thats why she gets so much airtime? Well in the words of KT Toejam "suddenly I see".

Gore

Gore Home to so many Kiwi Ideals. Unecessary acceleration, KFC, The Big Brown Trout, Small Town In breeding. Ah Home to about six thousand relatives. A place where Fathers day is the most confusing day of the year. Gore. A place where tourists must stop if they want to know the essence of kiwi Identity. Gore is geographically situated half way between dunedin and inverca"rrrrr"gill. It is the place to be social to be seen, by local directors looking to scout out talent for a local "film". Nothing like performing on camera.Well says the local girls.
Nothing is taboo in this part of the country. Due to the arch conservatism of the goat farming population, you can say anything and noone really cares. Great pLace. Well next time, you are on your kea campervan tour of New zealand Brits. Make sure you pop in to the Kfc in Gore and try some of the tourism Activities. Seeyou soon Tourists

Bring back Bill!

Bring back Bill english as the leader of the nats. As Don "dinosaur" Brash has been in charge sure we have seen a surge in the polls. But only because Don is the Bad boy of politics. With his Exclusive brethren plot to rule the world? ( a scam cooked up by labour, which worked against them giving the nats extended publicity), and his one nation Orewa speeches, rocking the Labour government. Surely old Bill wouldn't have bee cooked up in such scandal? Only because Bill is a mans Man. A farmer from the south island. You dont get more manlier than that. Men play by rules. Though Sice Helen, And Dino arent exactly sure of where they fit in, Bill seems the more likely choice for Prime minister. I would even prefer that Gerry Brownlee, By far the biggest man in the national caucus, to be prime minister over Brash. Bring Back the honesty and Bill to the front. He is the man of value.

Extremists?

Lets face it, every religion has extremists. Whether you be Muslim, Christian, Jew, Or even Buddhists. Every religion has them. Personally I am sick of this "everything is offensive" attitude. Whether its Civil union bills or Blasphemous cartoons. One thing or another is always offending someone. Why dont we all just start to communicate in sign language, or wait even better we could just not communicate our views at all? Theres an idea, lets get rid of freedom of speech. Its pathetic, we should live in a tolerant world. That way noone would get offended. I think that somethings are just well over the top. In New Zealand, little old bottom of the world New Zealand where we are pretty much immune to extremism, apart from the odd hikoi or two. We Have Brian "the Man" Tamaki. With an enough is enough march. Even a year on, I still have no friggin idea what they were marching on. More recently, the islam cartoons got published. Pretty soon the word islam will be banned as it is probably detrimental to their identity or something. Who knows. Pretty much every other god has been blasphemed against at sometime or another. Noone else put bountys on danish citizens heads. I dislike extremism, I hate extremism. It stands in the way of democracy and freedom. And on top of that and probably the main reason, Is that it takes up precious time on the news that could have its resources put into covering more sport!. Come on World! wise up. the world no longer has boundaries. cant we just get along? Im keen if you are.

The correct balance of sleep, work and Play

What is the correct balance of Sleep work and play. To lead a healthy lifestyle, we need a balance of the three. Most people do these seperatly. Not me, I mix work and play together, to create Playwork. This is the time of the day where i turn up to work and generally have fun. When you work in a national corporation like i do, you get a variety of people. A very mixed bunch of fruit and vegetables. So when you must mix the work together, to your benefit and to the people around you.

At the end of the day, Is it really worth it?

I ask myself this exact question at the end of every day. Was my day worth it? I look back and reflect on the days activities, time spent wisely? I ask myself what can I improve in my character? How can I better myself for the day that lies ahead tomorrow? Yeah, Right! The only thing i think about doing at the end of the day is sleeping. There is no point in thoroughly analysing your life as once its happened it has happened. Tough if you can improve it. It doesnt matter. I live my life ten yards at a time. Or in laymens terms (the term i used was a football term) I live my life one day at a time. Thats the way it should be, thats the way it is. Get used to it!

You know what really crunches my peanut butter

Things that smell really nice, but are expensive. E.G Berry Berry nice in the breakfast isle at pak'n save. If i want five hundred grams of the stuff it will cost me five whole dollars. Thats dearer than pure meth! It says it is cooked in berry juice, but that hardly explains the extortionate price. It smells so good, every night when i bring it off the pallet i just want to eat it. I guess thats the power of marketing. Marketing is the driving force nowadays. It utilises all of you senses, i noticed that even the cardboard is flasher, now smell. Crazy. Unite people Unite.

You know what really Grinds my Gears?

Ginger people. More so the psychotic ginger no hopers. We all know one, we have all at one point worked with one. Well, I am working with one now. Realistically these odditys of unnatural selection shouldnt be messed with. Statistics show that most arsonists are Ginger, so i wouldnt recommend pissing one off. The gore arsonist, probably got called names by the people whos house he burned down. We have to take a stand, against uncontrolled rage. I propose that we put bans on gingers owning guns or operating forklifts. Dont get me wrong, I have nothing personallyagainst gingers or "redheads". But its just the same as not letting under eighteen year olds buy alcohol, or buy cigarettes. Its for their own safety. Unite for the future!

I support the war

I support the war in Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan,
North Korea and wherever else we have to go to root out terrorism in the world. Many people describe the War as based on misleading information. Regardless on whether Iraq had weapons of mass destruction or not. You cant disagree that human rights were being violated and abused by a murderous dictator. People in Iraq were scared to even mention his name for fear of being arrested and killed by the secret police. Is the Price of freedom not worth ousting that type of evil? For me to hear of the accusations that are being held against saddam in his trial, it sickens me. To try out chemical warfare on people in his own country, should tell the world how sick this man actually is. Freedom is worth more than that. It is a long path for Iraq, to achieve true freedom, but then look at america and how long it took for their own people to achieve freedom. With the insurgency so totally against America and its ideals, It will be harder also. But i am adament that freedom will conquer all. I admire President Bush, for standing up for what he believes in. I admire america for supporting him to finish what he started in Iraq. I admire the tropps who are out in the field fighting and risking their lives everyday for Freedom. Is it wrong to believe in freedom. I dont think so. While some will disagree that war is not the way to acheive true freedom. In most instances this method must be used, for simple talking will not work. Force is an extremity but an extremity which must be feared and must be the end result of talks and negotiations. It must be a point on a sword, a sword which will be known to be used. War is no longer what it used to be. The main war In Iraq lasted for just on six weeks. Nothing compared to the bloody battles of old where wars would last for months and years. War is smart, while innocent people may be killed, It should be our hope that their sacrifice is not in vain. Freedom is the end result and life may be the price. But freedom lasts, and those lifes know the risks. Freedom is the jist of The Iraq war. Its ideal is right, its motives are right, and thats why I think the US is right.
If one country threatened to wipe another country off the map, and you were next door, would you just not do something about it. When a country like Israel, is being threatened by a country that is just starting uranium enrichment. Shouldnt we as the world, do something that will prevent a nuclear holocaust of one of the oldest known nations? Or in fact any nation? I think and strongly feel that to oust this government which is so bent on death and destruction that its willing to put its country in the situation where it will get essentially wasted, can only be benifical to the people of Iran. Hitler was greatly loved by his people, was voted in democratically, and look at what he did. If noone had have stepped in to rescue Europe where would we be now as a human race. I am to say that everyone would be of german descent.We as people are all guilty of falling into propaganda at one point in our lives. It takes an outside and impartial infuence to look in at the situation and assess it. At the end of the day, Pesident bush didnt just wake up one morning and say "hey lets go to war in the middle east". Decisions like that arent made lightly, no matter what you think. Thought would have had to have gone into the decision. I trust his decision. He didnt become the most politically powerful man in the world for no reason. He has a sound head on his shoulders. I trust that man with my freedom. I would drop what i am doing now and fight for him, if he asked. Freedom is what drives me. Freedom should be what drives you. Its okay to be scared about war, But freedom is bravery, Freedom is the ultimate human right.

The price of milk.

You know what really grinds my gears. Is the price of milk and other dairy based products. It seems that the decreasing confidence in the new zealand economy, has resulted in higher milk prices. Does it seem odd to you that as the confidence goes down, the price goes up. I am highly disappointed in the total lack of market control shown by the leaders of the dairy industry. Will one man not stand up and end this money driven endeavour, I will be that man i will stand up and be the consumer that fights the establishment. Because someone must why shouldnt that be me. Will it be you? Will you be the "One"? Do you know the risks associated with turning against fonterra? I knew one man that tried once. Do you know why milk is white? Milk comes out a yellowy white from the cow, but with the right mix of bleached human bones it becomes the white that we know as milk. His name was richard.