The aliens are out to get us?

Heard this phrase lately? How about tales of secret government missions to colonise new planets? Or heres one, That I just an average joe blogs knows about these things but noone else does. Why? who knows? Must be those aliens! I was at work the other day and we were joking about those aliens (as ya do) and one of the guys said Quote "Whats so funny about that? You know that the government(new zealands) has sent a special mission with astronauts to this planet like earths and they will get there soon" Unquote. This spurred another person to encourage him and say its all true. Though I am not quite an operating thetan level five yet, I know that the New Zealand government being a young nat member, is involved in no conspiracy to send astronauts to another planet. Surely it would appear on the budget, or is this where the election advertising that labour overspent on went? Its all a cover up aye! No doubt about that aye? Do you think that maybe for a minute it could all be, well, Crap? But of course you are right Dave. You being privy, as a high ranking pak'n save Officer to the governments most top secret information. Yeah thats it sorry to ever doubt your beliefs dave. You must be right, there is no way that someone as average as me could ever be as highly enlightened as you Dave. Dont get me wrong New Zealand, I am not intoleran of religious beliefs, no quite the opposite I am hugely tolerant. Just not of people who think that our tiny government has a "hidden agenda" to find E.T. It just doesnt make sense, you idiots. Maybe its a psycological thing? when they were young theye were brutally probed by Alf? Its about time that these people grew up. We have a word for it in our extensive english language. Cult. Thats right you heard it here first New Zealand. Cult. If someone tells you that the New Zealand government has covered up anything that isnt genetically modified corn, then the odds are that within a month a comet will be passing by, and on that comet will be Mohammed, Buddha and Jesus and they demand that we kill ourselves and thats the only way we can get to this comet. Why dont we just get on a freaking spaceship? There may be aliens out there, who knows. I'm not 100% sure. But these fantastical stories which could easily be made into a novel co authored by L Ron Hubbard is just Crap. Maybe if these people had any type of entreprenueral insite, they would sell their storie to hollywood first? So that other starstruck followers like themselves could see a low budget movie about their crazy views? Eminem did it. Oh too late Roswell did it first. As Rove Mcmanus would say "what the?". Exactly. Its like a tui ad. The aliens are out to get us. Yeah right