Reality tv a hoax???

Last night at work some blasphemous words were spoken about reality tv. The words were that it was fake and rigged. Heretics. I highly doubt that survivor is fake. Sure they are never going to die out there as we have seen if they are any physical danger they are air lifted out. But thats rules mate. in order for it to be fake it would be an amazing scriptwriters but i dont think that anyone is capable of such pure human instinct genius. In the last survivor when they had the 10 mile tramp through the jungle? that was fake??? I'm pretty sure it wasnt. To have grown men like those guys were they would have had to poisoned them. There is no convienience whatso ever in the way people are voted off. Its all a basic strategy, its simple. to say there is a pattern. Not true. The only pattern is logic. I can understand how people say that Jerry springer is rigged, i mean there cant be that many people with odd problems like that. Can there? anyway the new survivor starts here in new zealand on sunday and i am going to watch it.

To the Masses of Joshimdon

The followers of this here blog will be glad to hear that there is a new survivor about to be on tv3. This rates in my reality tv book right up there with american idol which i am watching at the moment. Anyway down to more important news. The people that read my blog all the way over in places like Fiji, Bula Bula. This is grounbreaking stuff. I was out i the garden and planted some trees. I think that thats a bit more than the labour government is doing. Those right wing pinkos!

To my most loyal commentor!

Sez. Some Random but nice girl has been loyally commenting on my blog. Though sometimes this comments seem misplaced and perhaps should be on the greenpeace website. Still she is loyal with these. So I thought I would write her a poem.

Sez
Mez
Kez
Pez
Dez
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kyez
Sez

Pretty heartwarming. That goes out to you SEZ.

For Us unto It Imparts

I just recently did a test on the internet one of those silly are you a frog or a fish type tests except this one struck my interest, after seeing on charlottes blog, i thought hey i might be a republican. and well, did my guesstimate prove right.

You are a Social Conservative (25% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (78% permissive) You are best described as a: Strong Republican Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

sorry loyal readers

Sorry all the loyal readers who read my blog, about the absence of anything resembling a blog since the tom cruise article. Since then tom cruise has had a baby, or so the news told me. I would have thought it would have been quite an ordeal for a man to have a baby, but hes never been happier. Good on him. Dunedin has since flooded, no civil service here just radio warnings not to travel to mosgiel. Like we really needed those warnings anyway! The leith has gone over the top thanks to the trees being removed further up the creek. Thanks to those bloody environmentalists. They knew it would happen. Gore, has a medium to high security alert from homeland security. The terrorists see it as a place where they can assert there dominance to inbred new zealand. Thanks Helen Clark. She knew it was only a matter of time before her family was threatened. Rainbows end has been labelled as a gay wonderland. Rain and bow being labelled as Gay icons for speaking out about the imminent communist threat. Thanks Stalin. All in all I think its been a good last few weeks. Good Night New Zealand.

Richard Gere, Tom Cruise or Damon Wayons

Making a choice of which defence service of going into is like choosing one of these three. Either you could be Tom Cruise, A maverick pilot who abides by noones rules but their own, and have friends called ace and Goose A.K.A Top gun. Or you could be Richard Gere sweeping women off their feet in a stunning naval officers uniform Re: An officer and a gentleman. Or a Damon Wayans, Hard talking, tough walking order obeying hard ass eg Major Payne. Growing up in this era of great movies, I considered myself a maverick aka tom cruise in Top Gun. With my motorcycle, cruising off into the distant sunset. However, when i found out that new zealand doesnt have any planes in their airforce. Decent ones anyway, my career path was put to the navy. It suits me Just fine as I can handle the chicks. I might even need one of those clicker things on the new lynx ad. Thats me, well watch this space.