sorry loyal readers

Sorry all the loyal readers who read my blog, about the absence of anything resembling a blog since the tom cruise article. Since then tom cruise has had a baby, or so the news told me. I would have thought it would have been quite an ordeal for a man to have a baby, but hes never been happier. Good on him. Dunedin has since flooded, no civil service here just radio warnings not to travel to mosgiel. Like we really needed those warnings anyway! The leith has gone over the top thanks to the trees being removed further up the creek. Thanks to those bloody environmentalists. They knew it would happen. Gore, has a medium to high security alert from homeland security. The terrorists see it as a place where they can assert there dominance to inbred new zealand. Thanks Helen Clark. She knew it was only a matter of time before her family was threatened. Rainbows end has been labelled as a gay wonderland. Rain and bow being labelled as Gay icons for speaking out about the imminent communist threat. Thanks Stalin. All in all I think its been a good last few weeks. Good Night New Zealand.