What The?

I have been under immense pressure to put on a new blog. So I have. Or moreso, I will. At the moment It is like a neverending party at my house. My flatmate has pissed off for the weekend, so i have my house to myself. This means I am living in my lounge. It is great. That is all.

All these tests.

only this blog has them. scroll down to read the real blogs

The Straight Stand up and be heard! You're 30% gay!

You're straight! You can choose whether or not you should be proud of that. You have just enough gay in you to not look like a liar, but too little to be really gay. You're suprised, aren't you?

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 47% on homopoints

Link: The Am I Gay? Test written by alone2gether on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Han Solo You scored 12% airiness, 15% squishiness, and 36% edginess!

According to our patented JawamaticTM technology, you are most like Han Solo in personality. Han Solo is down-to-earth and improvisational, cool-headed and cynical. Appeals to emotion rarely sway him, but as he matured throughout the saga, he let his less-well-developed compassionate side show occasionally. Solo is, in a word, cool. (The polar opposite of Han Solo is Princess Leia Organa.) The eight profiles are as follows: Han Solo Yoda Chewbacca Threepio Artoo Darth Vader Luke Skywalker Princess Leia

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 3% on airiness You scored higher than 5% on squishiness You scored higher than 37% on edginess

Link: The Star Wars Personality Test written by MiguelSanchez on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

A list of what do you do? things.

What do you do if....

You are dead?
fall in a hole and break your toe?
See that thing you want but its been run over by a truck?
Your walking in the forest and dick cheney shoots you?
Stuck in a mine?
Lose to a south african rugby team?
Lose to all the south african rugby teams?
Get drunk and find yourself in Gore or Upper hutt? DEpends on current geographical location of your person.
End up becoming a labour supporter?
Get beaten by your old man in xbox?
Find yourself in the wrong department in farmers?
Get biten by a shark?
On land?
Look and smell like that stray dog running around the neigbourhood?

This is the extent of my brainpower at the moment, However if you have any i will add them.

Lines up the shot, gets the rebound, SCORES

This is a major ethical problem facing the teens of today. If a person you like is on the rebound, is it wise and more so Ethical to try to hook up with this person?? I think not. When doing the dating game its not a good thing and is purely advised against is the manual of dating. Dating is not A basketball game where picking up rebbounds is beneficial to the teams overall score. No this is a different type of score, the one that doesnt win games or friends. It is unethical and in the middle east the penalty is the same as inbreeding. Death! Maybe we should encourage these sort of penaltys against those sick minded individuals who pray on the weak of mind at a time of their weakest. You know who you are, you white trash pigs. many people cannot discuss their views on this matter openly. those pigs. Well new zealand its up to you to stop this wartime atrocities. Death to the infidels.

The common mispreconception about contraception.

Hey that got your attention, You must be such perves!!!! Jokes. Anyway after that attention grabbing title I must keep it with some awe inspiring words of wisdom. Slogans like stay in school, and Don't do drugs arent really the type of slogans i want to be purveying. As most of my readers are out of school and on drugs. I dont want to appear judgemental to my friends. Aye sez! Anyway the most breaking news i have is that there was a tsunami warning in the early hours of this morning and i bet you that most of you sleepyheads didnt even know about it. This is bad. Myself being a night owl watching bbc and fox friends live knew about it straight away. I then watched to see if the people who werent nice to me and (think that they can just make it up somehow later) would later see me on my rooftop floating down macandrew rd. However this wasnt the case. The sea level around us did rise one foot. So i went down to the beach at nine thirty to see it. I didnt see this one foot rise. Low point of my day. But the good thing is that Dunedin would have beared the brunt of it. The aucklanders would have felt it. High point of my day. Its quite a random event. So new zealand maybe instead of watching the disaster after math on the six acolock news. Maybe we should watch the news as it happens. On three.

Children and Old People In supermarkets

Whats the freaking deal with that? Snotty faced, poo bummed children not contempt to just be idiots at home they have to go to the supermarket and be like that aswell. I for one have had a bloody guts full. I went in the other day to try and do some shopping and some little kid jumped out in front of the trolley (while being an idiot of course) plonk right on the floor. Every one looked at me like it was my fault. Like hell it was. I think that as a country we should ban children from public places. On chitty chitty bang bang they had the perfect society. They had a Kid Catcher. Their world was awesome. I propose putting david benson pope as the kid catcher. Though his methods may be unorthodox, they work. And as the tax payers we should be paying for his tennis balls and whatever other apparatus he needs.

On the other side of things old people. While shopping instead of shopping they meander along slowly. so slow in fact that any sudden movements of an overtaking nature may startle them as their mind will only register two frames of movement a second. This is like for us being stuck in a never ending strobe light. They dress their best to get a can of sauce for dinner. Now I'm sorry if this sounds anti old people but well it works. In the eskimo villages once a person reaches their use by date. they put them on an ice flow and they then float out to sea. Maybe we should consider the wise eskimos course of action. Our economy would be better for two things. National was in charge, and if old people werent bludgeoning off the old people dole. The Pension. Go national. Or we could just employ and old people catcher??????? It could work.