A list of what do you do? things.

What do you do if....

You are dead?
fall in a hole and break your toe?
See that thing you want but its been run over by a truck?
Your walking in the forest and dick cheney shoots you?
Stuck in a mine?
Lose to a south african rugby team?
Lose to all the south african rugby teams?
Get drunk and find yourself in Gore or Upper hutt? DEpends on current geographical location of your person.
End up becoming a labour supporter?
Get beaten by your old man in xbox?
Find yourself in the wrong department in farmers?
Get biten by a shark?
On land?
Look and smell like that stray dog running around the neigbourhood?

This is the extent of my brainpower at the moment, However if you have any i will add them.