What the deal with Cheese?

We have to try so hard to be politically correct nowadays, but we as Homo sapiens sapiens, have to realise that other things are being mistreatd by our catergorisation of things. Just think How we feel when we are segregated due to our colour, our race our size and our looks. We are now brought up supposedly in a world which doesnt condone that sort of labelling system. Why is it that, Over the last 19 years of my life I have seen no consideration, no respect, Id go as far to say no common decency, to cheese. This sub group of cultured milk, has been picked upon century after century, for its looks, its taste, its age. How does a block of cheese feel when we say "hey look its a cheddar, or a Blue vein???". I'm Damn sure that if somebody refered to me as blue vein, i wouldn't be too happy. Its Basic Discrimination. Too be Honest with You, I want a change. I'm sick and tired of those passive colby's sitting there, and maturing with age. Its time for the resistance to rise. We must have our voices heard. Is it too late? No, Its never too late. Join us Now.

A giraffe

I see the care free life of a giraffe and wonder. Why cant i be that tall. Certainly, with the spots that one aquires with the right amount of sun surely cant one gain the same amount of height? Being freckled certainly has its disadvantages, but hey doesnt everything else. Why we are being discriminated for our inability to tan correctly, when we freckle enough, they join together, in a marvellous array of Brown. Light brown, Dark Brown, Beige. These colours are our heritage, the things which make us unique from the sun searching, tan bedding, Metro's which, unfortunately take up the bulk of New Zealands population. What we have is the minority against the majority. Who will win? History tends to say the Majority. But with those with freckles currently holding all the economic power, the trend may decline. recent studies have shown an increase in illegal meetings of people with freckles. These meetings have resulted in a number of arrests. Soon we fear the uprising. With increasing freckled crime, the concern is well founded. It appalls me to see this need to rebel. Why cant we all get along? Does a difference mean that we arent the same. Now tanned people are supporting the minority faction. A concert fundraiser designed to bring attention to the cause "freckle aid" raised publicity. "Make melanin history" took off shortly after. This was increasingly popular with young teens, armbands were banned in schools. What hapened to this world. The revolution is near. Prepare

A wife?????

As I mange to look towards the future, of a labour led Government. I quietly Ponder to myself the thought, I am slowly getting older and not married yet. I think about this silently and question my self, my persona, and my image. Will this go well together to help me form an identity in which the opposite gender shall be attracted to. Whatever. Any tie i get shall not be made easily. I am only 19 I have the world a head of me. I shall liv e and live to the full. This in credit will then provide a lady or not. I'm young and care free almost. I dont need a wife, well not yet