A giraffe

I see the care free life of a giraffe and wonder. Why cant i be that tall. Certainly, with the spots that one aquires with the right amount of sun surely cant one gain the same amount of height? Being freckled certainly has its disadvantages, but hey doesnt everything else. Why we are being discriminated for our inability to tan correctly, when we freckle enough, they join together, in a marvellous array of Brown. Light brown, Dark Brown, Beige. These colours are our heritage, the things which make us unique from the sun searching, tan bedding, Metro's which, unfortunately take up the bulk of New Zealands population. What we have is the minority against the majority. Who will win? History tends to say the Majority. But with those with freckles currently holding all the economic power, the trend may decline. recent studies have shown an increase in illegal meetings of people with freckles. These meetings have resulted in a number of arrests. Soon we fear the uprising. With increasing freckled crime, the concern is well founded. It appalls me to see this need to rebel. Why cant we all get along? Does a difference mean that we arent the same. Now tanned people are supporting the minority faction. A concert fundraiser designed to bring attention to the cause "freckle aid" raised publicity. "Make melanin history" took off shortly after. This was increasingly popular with young teens, armbands were banned in schools. What hapened to this world. The revolution is near. Prepare